Honest Justin’s has a real Bijoux for you covered by our standard 30-day guarantee promise, and if you come early he will sweeten the deal.
Folks this is a one-time special offer from your Liberal Party of Canada and it’s time limited to one day, October 19, 2015, so come on down!
Yes, folks we have it all right here at Honest Justin’s and.. did I already tell you, it just so happens that Justin has a real Bijoux, a real jewel, and you can have it all for just $$147 Billions.
And this baby is equipped, yes, folks she has all the latest bells and whistles heck, you can drive away with it the same day with NO MONEY DOWN..did you hear that NO-MONEY-DOWN no hassles, because we trust you.
In fact folks, you can come down dressed like a bandit wearing a face-mask and we will still except your offer..No, No, No..we don’t turn down anybody because we trust you, the Liberal Party trusts you!
Come on down and save big, why waste time shopping at the local competition like Angry Tom’s No Damn Power or that other guy Stephen Harper’s Consolidated Car Removers And Parts.
Remember folks, this is a limited time offer, so what are you waiting for come on down and let’s make a deal!
The “fools of trades” Liberal party campaign included Justin Trudeau’s speech to a local plumbers’ union in Waterloo, Ont., he promised $500-million to the provinces and another $200-million on training for those who can’t get federal government paid training.
As for the other $50 million (out of a promised $750-millions), well that needs some more consultation with the Liberal party’s spin doctors and his close advisors and handlers perhaps, Jean Chretien can dream up another sponsorship scandal to sponge that up and like ether vapor disappear forever into the atmosphere.
Like my picture shows, the Justin Trudeau’s Liberal plan is just a collection of tired old tools representing Liberal party slogans and promises that we have all seen before flaunted as new ideas in their ‘Change’ and ‘Hope’ for our salvation.
By-the-way, it’s interesting that Justin would visit a union-run training facility for plumbers and steamfitters because after all they do deal with a lot of hot air in their profession heck, they are also pros in dealing with waste byproducts (a lot of garbage).
As for creating jobs by training, which jobs is he referring to, are they jobs in IT because he mentioned Microsoft Win 95?
Just a few days ago Trudeau, his party, and their obedient ally, the ‘news media’, told Canadians that we were in a ‘structural’ recession, and we all know that if that were so then jobs would be very scarce, even MacDonald and Tim Horton jobs. Therefore, what jobs are the Liberals talking about..oh, yeah, the famous ‘infrastructure’ jobs. Would they be like the ones Obama and the Democrats gave Americans following Obama’s victory?
Word has it that the USA in booming heck, they have to be considering that 93 million Americans are on food stamps and are still living the ‘good life’. It’s all because of that massive Trillions of dollars ‘invested’ into their ‘infrastructure’ that has kept their dollar worth more than ours.
Justin is also going after the ‘rich class’ to fulfill his party’s resolve to strengthen the ‘middle class’, a testament to the Liberal commitment to workers’ rights. He promises the rich will pay more just so the underdog, average and poor Canadians get ‘good wages’ to help pay back the alleged $$30 billion ‘small’ deficit his action plan will make.
Don’t you all worry about that insignificant thing called interest that the international banks will pile up on that small deficit perching on top of the already ‘normal’ $$$ 1. 07 Trillion nation debt Canada already carries.
Justin is generous with $$Billions and has not forgotten our aboriginal peoples promising them another $50 million then again, he is just following tradition because past Liberal regimes also promised and delivered very little once they were elected heck, empty promises are easy.
Let’s Hope we are not part of that Change that Trudeau and his senior mentor Chretien are willing to saddle us with. Canadians need to think hard when they vote and prevent it happening. Lets not be fools of the international bankers and their trades of our welfare for their massive profits.