Honest Justin’s has a real Bijoux for you covered by our standard 30-day guarantee promise, and if you come early he will sweeten the deal.
Folks this is a one-time special offer from your Liberal Party of Canada and it’s time limited to one day, October 19, 2015, so come on down!
Yes, folks we have it all right here at Honest Justin’s and.. did I already tell you, it just so happens that Justin has a real Bijoux, a real jewel, and you can have it all for just $$147 Billions.
And this baby is equipped, yes, folks she has all the latest bells and whistles heck, you can drive away with it the same day with NO MONEY DOWN..did you hear that NO-MONEY-DOWN no hassles, because we trust you.
In fact folks, you can come down dressed like a bandit wearing a face-mask and we will still except your offer..No, No, No..we don’t turn down anybody because we trust you, the Liberal Party trusts you!
Come on down and save big, why waste time shopping at the local competition like Angry Tom’s No Damn Power or that other guy Stephen Harper’s Consolidated Car Removers And Parts.
Remember folks, this is a limited time offer, so what are you waiting for come on down and let’s make a deal!